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insanelygaming: Duck for Dinner - by icfiye hahahahah

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:47:55 -0700

insanelygaming:

Duck for Dinner - by icfiye

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Best song to get you feeling good!

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 02:58:36 -0600

Best song to get you feeling good!

Muppets ye be warned!

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 11:49:44 -0600

Muppets ye be warned!

Dubstep ninja!!

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 22:12:07 -0600

Dubstep ninja!!

"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified..."

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:14:00 -0600

“I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist. Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech lowlife. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multitasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging a bullet, pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing Bigfoot, slam dunk, rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic; a working rageaholic. Out of rehab, and in denial. I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up, you can’t dumb me down. ‘Cause I’m tireless, and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta blockers. I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion forward. Up front, down home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-size, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready, and built to last. I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk, headcase. Prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing, a supportive bonding nurturing primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I’m gender-specific, capital-intensive, user-friendly, and lactose-intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my E-Mail, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall;I bought a mini van in a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal, lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinnin’, jivin’ and groovin’, wailin’ and winnin.’ I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hanging in, there ain’t no doubt. And I’m hanging tough, over and out.”

- George Carlin

How many "Hipsters" does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 16:41:09 -0600

It looks like it’s going to rain again. My weekend just started and I WAS hoping to take my kids to the park today, but alas, it was not meant to be.

On a different note I have found myself randomly saying “buck, meow”. I have no idea why, but after I did it at work, a coworker told me he heard it on a Cadbury Egg commercial. I hope this goes away soon though because I think its starting to get on people’s nerves.

And finally I’ve been thinking of changing my gamer tag on Xbox Live and I’ve come up with a few ideas.

1. OptimistPrime (my first choice)

2. BoomGoesDynamite

3. WhyUCrying

We’ll see which one I pick later.

Oh, and the title of this post is a riddle, the answer is…….. a really obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it. o.O

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 20:01:42 -0600

Hey tumblr bot! that would be my TV! thanks for the question!

Day 1

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 18:32:00 -0600

This is my first attempt at a blog since livejounal, and lets be honest, Lj was the biggest source for teen angst on the internet and it is time to grow up.

I want to do this simply because I want this blog to mark the beginning of a new chapter in my life. Don’t get me wrong I am a happy man and I am thankful for everything that has happened to me. Every experience, good or bad, has made who I am today and, with the exception of a few aesthetic issues, I am happy the person I am. That being said I guess I should finally describe myself.

I am a 24 year old male living in Utah, I was born in Mexico city and was raised in Southern California. I am married and have two young boys. I have been labeled a geek, nerd, and any other variation you can think of. In high school it bothered me to be an outsider and never fitting in with any of the social groups but now I am proud to be the way I am, I love to watch Spongebob with my sons, and play Portal 2 with my wife. I haunt the blogosphere for just about everything, from code names of cell phones in development, to which actors are being cast in the latest blockbusters.

I don’t really know if this will be read by anyone, at this time I don’t have any plans to publicize this blog, but you never know what will happen.

Oh and on one final note, any future posts will probably not be as long as this one and if they are then I apologize in advance. o.0